Dear Green Scaly Daredevil,

Let's be really clear about this:  anole lizards do NOT belong on cars.  Cars travel.  My car travels to the Post Office frequently.  You have travelled to the Post Office and back on no less than 5 occasions--that's a total of 35 miles.  

I am not your chauffeur; and, frankly, I do NOT enjoy watching you clinging to the windshield demanding that I stop.  Even though I have stopped three different times to let you off at a safe location, you have merely hidden under the windshield wiper and refused to budge.  

This is not convenient, and it's not fair.  So until you are prepared to pay your share of the gas, I don't want to see you on my car again!

Sincerely, 
The Car-driving Human